I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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