physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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