I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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