She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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