Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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