im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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