We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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