Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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