Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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