I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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