He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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