she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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