Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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