Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
