i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
God, I missed his penis.
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