So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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