...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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