Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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