I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't deserve a penis
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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