Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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