I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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