The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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