You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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