I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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