GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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