just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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