I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
