Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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