so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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