I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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