Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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