"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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