They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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