FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize
