Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
