Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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