time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
try to milk me bitch
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