Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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