Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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