next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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