Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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