I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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