Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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