He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
this will be a night to untag.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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