did you get engaged???
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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