return my video game
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Randomize
