YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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