If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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