Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
