i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
