just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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