Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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