Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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